From: Domenic Panetta - Domen8r(at)Uwindsor.Ca
B. He said he won't give us the ticket if we promise to abduct his wife.
A. Tell him we'll take the ticket.
From: Derek Hanson - m_c_00bb(at)frank.mtsu.edu
A. You had to buy the only spaceship that looks like a donut
B. It was either that or a muffin saucer.
From: Helen - jonesaccting(at)abts.net
B. You said the speed limit is 65.
A. 65 not 6500.
From: Garry Bridges - gbridges(at)www.denali.k12.ak.us
A. See honey, I did stop to ask for directions.
B. Yeah! Well it would have been nice if you would have done it 2 light years ago at the last galactic intersection.
A. I tell you this love affair with the Titanic movie just never
ceases to amaze me...
B. Yarr!, but if I hear one more wiseguy yell "Iceberg, right ahead!!", I'm gonna jump ship.
From: Jenny Broe - Jenny.Broe(at)gte.net
A. I'm so glad you changed the in-ferry movie to "Titanic"
B. Yeah, it sure beats last week's "Full Monty"!
From: Domenic Panetta - domen8r(at)uwindsor.ca
A. Look at her! I can't believe how much everyone's been affected
by that there Titanic Movie.
B. Yes, what a shame. By the way, have I explained to you why this here Snake River Ferry is Unsinkable?
Sorry! no winners for the month of May or June.
The same cartoon used for May was carried over into June.
Please try again.
B. You're just jealous because I'm thinner and I get to go places
all the time!
A. Sure! I'd love to be carried around in a fat businessman's backpocket all day!
From: Sonia Logue - slogue(at)netinc.ca
B. Gee Grampa, tell me more about the olden days!
A. Well I'd love to son, But it's gettin' late and your batteries are runnin' down, besides, my Rotor is killin me!
From: Ohiohealth - SIMST(at)ohiohealth.com
A. Wow! These humans sure have gotten lazy over the years.
B. Yeah! I know, just think, before me all they could do was sit and talk.
Winners August and September 1998
From: Gene Poore - winpoo(at)onslowonline.net
A. South, Harry! South! We go South to the breeding grounds.
B. I know. I know. I forgot my Viagra!
From: April Walker - apwalker(at)flash.net
A. Compass broke?
B. Nope, I left my wallet sitting on the bar.
A. Just in time for the dog and frisbee contest! Hey - did you
see where that frisbee went?
B. No, but the dog thinks it did!
A. Hey, that mutt looks familiar.
B. Yeah, it's the one we neutered last trip.
From: Mark Wooster - rci_svcs(at)bellsouth.net
B. This is the last time I let you drive, he'll be focilized
before we pass Neptune. Think of the reduced fuel economy.
A. Yeah, well after Fifty Years in that giant test tube in Roswell, I'm a little rusty ok - so shoot me!
From: Robert J. Mohilowski - HOPALONGBOB(at)prodigy.net
A. WOW! Where does this guy, buy his shoes?
B. Yedi-Mart, next to Missing-Links golf course.
From: Garry Bridges =o) - gbridges(at)mail.denali.k12.ak.us
A. I can't believe it jed.
B. I can't either bill, This yeti has no since of style. He should get some Fila shoes.
From: Tony Spada - metsboy(at)netins.net
A. You know what they say about guy's with feet like this?
B. Yeah... multi-million dollar shoe contract.
From: Smith, Geary - Geary.Smith(at)mhmr.state.tx.us
A. Bill, looks like something has found our favorite slopes.
B. Either that, or we have came across Bigfoot's jogging trek.
From: Steven Q. Simpson - sqsimpson(at)worldnet.att.net
A. Boss, is this what you meant by, "AcmeTech needs a return
to old-time values?"
B. Shut up, they're serving Spam for the in-flight!
From: Imagesof - imagesof(at)nevadanet.net
A. I wonder if it has an Entertainment System?
B. That all depends--do you like Silent Movies?
From: R&C Ragland - ragland(at)moment.net
A. Simpson I know the city was in a financial crisis but heavens
B. Sorry sir, I didn't think the airport needed all that extra land when I sold it.
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