Free Forms winner page 2008

Winner December 2007 and January 2008

Comedy scene

First Prize-
From: Kathy Teague - kteague(at)fuse.net

A. What happens when you cross a pack animal and a pachyderm?
B. I don't know, but it never forgets those whose load it carries.

 


Winners January and February 2008

Comedy scene

First Prize-
From: Michael Cormier: charimic(at)nb.sympatico.ca

A. I said I was painting a COLLAGE!
B. Sorry I said "that would be one ugly university" then.

Second Prize-
From: Michael Deffet: mdeffet(at)prodigy.net

A. I am from the Abstract Post-Modernist Surrealist Expressionism School - You may not understand!!
B. I'm from the Elementary school down the street and I think I DO understand.

Third Prize-
From: pauldavidhubbard(at)hotmail.com

A. This is my expression of the diversity of American violence and how it keeps hidden. You would not understand.
B. I understand, I think San Francisco urban camo is a great idea.


Comedy scene

 

Winner April and May 2008

First Prize-
From: Mike Deffet - deffetm(at)mcohio.org

A. WHAT TH ?!?! Is it a Monolith put here by an Advanced Alien Civilization to communicate and/or monitor our Evolutionary Progress ?!?!?

B. I'm not sure, but ever since 2001 it happens each time I grill veggie-burgers...

 


Comedy sceneWinners June 2008
The restaurant table is being used as free office space and is filled with the clients belongings.

First Prize-
Suzi Kirby: suzick(at)peoplepc.com

B. Your chef is French, isn't he?
A. Oui! This is a French restaurant... no??
B. Great, would you have him translate this for me... and if he could have it ready by COB, that'd be great!

Second Prize-
Edward Murphy: EMurphy(at)brightenhealth.com

A. Any room for dessert, Sir?
B. What are you, some kinda comedian? I’m up to my elbows in paperwork, here!

Third Prize-
Gary Rainer: code3gary(at)yohoo.com

B. According to my net worth calculations, I can only afford the soup.
A. Okay, big tipper, then the FLY is on the house.

Honorable Mention-
Michael Deffet: mdeffet(at)prodigy.net

A. Will you be dining ALONE again, sir?!
B. Yes, I don't know why my wife never wants to join m- hold on, a new email just popped up - oooh - and that's my phone -


Comedy sceneWinners July - August 2008

First Prize-
Suzi Kirby: suzick(at)peoplepc.com

A. You know what this reminds me of?
B. This year's election?

 


Comedy sceneWinner September - October 2008
The florist is delivering a Venus Flytrap.

First Prize-
Suzi Kirby: suzick(at)peoplepc.com

A. I don't understand. All this note says is "to Sara from your ex." Didn't he say anything else?
B. Not to any of us. He just walked over to this plant, picked it up, whispered "Bon appetit," paid for it and left.

Second Prize-
Perry Zeenkov: zeenklink(at)hotmail.com

A. Thank you, but I really don't have a green thumb.
B. That's OK. They eat fingers of any color.

Honorable Mention-
Aaron Gootee: premierpaintingllc(at)hotmail.com

A. It says, "Dear Mary, I'm sorry I have to leave you. You just have way too many flies. Hope we can still be friends."
B. At least you'll get rid of your fly problem.


Comedy contestWinners November - December 2008
The old building the boat in the basement problem. How do you get it out?

First Prize-
Suzi Kirby: suzick(at)peoplepc.com

A. You'll do anything to get out of fixing that leak down here, won't you?!

Second Prize-
Martin Jackson: mr.martinjackson(at)gmail.com

A. You know there is a sail in the living room?
B. A sale? Great! Can you pick me up some new drill bits?

Third Prize-
Perry Zeenkov: zeenklink(at)hotmail.com

A. Are you coming up for dinner?
B. Are we having pole-ish food again?


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